This is the most likely scenario. We not only have troops already stationed on both boarders, but we have a larger coalition of world backing at this stage of diplomacy. The world backing will not exceed this stage of diplomacy. The increasingly aggressive tones used by the Administration will again paint the world into two camps: With Us or Supporting Our Enemies. The rest of the world doesn’t really want to back another US lead invasion into another Middle Easter Country, considering our recent record. Not for us, they become against us. The Middle East, seeing another fellow brown country (yeah, I know, Iran is where the Aryan race came from, but because of years of cross germination under the Ottoman Empire, they’re brown now, so suck it), another fellow MUSLIM country, being invaded by the US. This, my dear readers will be the last stand, seen as the final push towards a war of fundamentalist cultures. CRASH! BOOM! SHAZAM! KERPLOW! Now the world has to choose sides.
Where do you think Russia will go?
What aboutChina?
Where will England go once they give Blair the boot?
What about Germany?
What about the people down south of the boarder that aren’t too fond of us?
Korea will be looking our way even harder with those nukes of theirs. See, everyone will be picking sides, and we’re not the big kid on the block we used to be. Granted, we aren’t Osama Yo Mamma, but we’ll see. Either way, we’re looking at a world wide mess and we’re all doomed.
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The Cultured Ape » The Road to World War, a Tale in Three Parts. Part 3: Korea Bo Bea Banana Fanna Fo Feea // June 26, 2006 at 8:35 pm
[...] If Iran decides to stick with the diplomatic process and accept the cookie bouquet the UN gave them, then the Administration willbe in a lurch. Enter North Korea, literally. So, we go in full force, balls out into N. Korea. Sounds easy enough. But wait! What about that sleeping red giant over there? Our relations with China have been pretty good lately, Taiwan not withstanding, but we have to remember our history with these guys. At one point we really hated each other. We actually went so far as to go into 2 unofficial wars with them. Once in a country called Vietnam, the other time in a country called Korea. Yeah, that’s right Korea. Not North Korea, not South Korea, but Korea. That’s all water under the Bridge over the River Kwai. Oh, that? That was when we were friends with China. [...]